HAHA- Prostitute Gets Owned (EJB) BABE- Jamie Pressly In Lingerie For FHM (Horny Oyster) IDIOT- Man Drives Into 60 People On Bicycles (With Leather) CANDIDS- Gemma Atkinson In A Bikini At Cuba (Bastardly)
HAHA- Announcer Doesn’t Know He Is Live (Don Chavez) CANDIDS- Kelly Osbourne Drunk Out Of Her Mind (Holy Taco) BABE- Katie Downes In A Wet T-Shirt (DoubleViking) LIST- 20 Things You Didn’t Know About Hazing (Coed Mag.)
Eva Mendes decides the best way to reintroduce herself to the world following her rehab stint is to do a Vogue photo spread in which she’s topless and sucking her own toes. Well, I guess that works. Her substance abuse isn’t the only thing we’re judging her for now…
I never got the whole foot fetish thing. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate pretty feet but I’ve never had the urge to lick toes. Called me old fashioned but a pretty face and some nice t’na is all I need…
I am a New Jersey guido. A well refined, clean cut, muscle toned, fist pumping, girlfriend stealing, machine. You got a problem with that?
If a sexy guidette is reading this . . . how you doin?
Who would have thunked it that the Washington Post knew what a Guido was?
This article might be 5 years old but not much has changed and If you don’t know what a Guido is then this is a must read!
If you do know what a Guido is then this is an even funnier read. If you are a Guido then you may want to pass on this read as it many of the references may sound like Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football to you.
“The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5′8″ 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.
You see, I am not currently on my college’s basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school’s basketball team nor did I try out to be.
Ever wanted to enter the NBA draft but didn’t have the hops of Nate Robinson?
Don’t fear but just click read more and you can find out how Zach Feinstein did it!
Salvia sucks! It’s low budget wannabe be cannabis that is as effective as a placebo. The only thing that gets you high with Salvia is your imagination. Today’s missing idiot must have read on the Internet that when your tripping on Salvia, you laugh a lot. Check out this dude putting on a total subliminal show for his boys and the camera.
WTF?- 20 Philly Cops Beat 3 Guys On Video (Coed Mag.) BABE- Roselyn Sanchez Bikini Photoshoot (Horny Oyster) IDIOT- Motorcycle Burnout Accident (EJB) OUCH- Some Guy Gets Tasered (On 205th)
WTF?- Most Ridiculous Parking Sign Ever (I Love Bacon) BABE- Rihanna In Leather Corset And Hooker Boots (Holy Taco) HAHA- Dolphin Head Butts Someone In Pool (Weak Game) WTF?- Weird Celebrity Tattoos (City Rag)
BABE- Marisa Miller Looking Hot In Red Magazine (Bastardly) LIST- America’s Biggest Wastes Of Space (Maxim) NSFW- Jordan, aka Katie Price, Topless ‘Shoot (Lax Time) NSFW- Mila Kunis Topless Sex Scene (Hollywood Oops)
Claudia Lizaldi got her start on Big Brother Mexico. After her stint on the crappy reality show, she parlayed her runner-up status into gigs on Mexican TV, including “Fea más bella, La”, “Oreja, La”, and “Vecinos”.
Elliott Smith battled with depression, alcoholism and drug addiction for years, and these topics often appeared in his lyrics. At age 34, he died in Los Angeles, California from two stab wounds to the chest. Here is a guy who was so depressed he killed himself by stabbing himself, twice. It’s only fitting that sad Kermit’s latest cover is of Elliott Smith’s hit (yet depressing as f*ck) song "Needle In The Hay".
I wonder if Kermit’s problems started after he watched this…
